Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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