i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
