oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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