Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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