I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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