I think my vagina is haunted
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words...techno handjob
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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