her vagine was all disorganized.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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