My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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