Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm always down for nudity.
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