Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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