how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm at about main and main street
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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