K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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