even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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