Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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