If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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