There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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