just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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