problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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