just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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