Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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