You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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