No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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