I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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