i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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