hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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