Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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