My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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