OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
