he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
it was like his penis was on wheels.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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