ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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