White coat. Heels.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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