Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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