We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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