dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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