rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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