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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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