I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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