whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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