is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i've created a new STD.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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