that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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