so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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