what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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