So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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