im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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