its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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