He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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