Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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