I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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