and you said cock pushups were impossible
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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