I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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