its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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