Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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