Kiss
Puke
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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