shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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