Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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