why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
