After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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