ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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