This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
