I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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